This just in, Vivec wears hand-me-downs.
Hircine doesn’t even fucking like dogs.
Azura’s hair is a weave.
Jyggalag gets pimples on his ass.
Clavicus is a big gay baby. He just pretends to be a little gay baby.
Almalexia is a slang term for diarrhea.
You’re all going to gay baby jail.
It’s not a rock, it’s a house made out of bones. Also, the sun kinda combined with the moon about a thousand years ago so… yeah.
I guess I need to explain kalpas to you then.
A kalpa is the period of time between the creation of the world and the destruction of the world. Alduin is the one who ends a kalpa by eating the world, hence his name being the World-Eater. After he eats the world, a new world is created and a new kalpa starts. However, I can’t tell you how long it takes for a new world to be created.
| .. Wait, what's a Kalpa? | |
─ voiceofdamnation  |
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You don’t know what a kalpa is? What kind of rock do you live under? Everyone knows what a kalpa is.
| what are you? another me, What king of cheap trick is this. | |
─ ask-jyggalag  |
I’m you.
Just one slight difference… I’m an insane, neko, double-genderbent, 4chords, trickster, kitsune, pony, dovahkiin, hero of kvatch, nerevarine, lycanthrope, vampire, fourth member of the tribunal, divine, harbinger of the companions, nightingale, listener, keeper, champion of the arena, CHIM, Amaranth version of you.
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Aka you in three kalpas, have fun with that.
Petty insolence? Oh, that makes me laugh. Or rather, it would make me laugh if I knew how. Dear brother, you deserve all rudeness. You were one of the first to decide that I needed to be dealt with when I was rising to power.
You needed to be dealt with.
And so you were dealt with.
It really is a simple concept, though I find myself unsurprised that you are unable to fathom its reasoning.You are so oblivious. It’s really quite charming.
I am not stupid, I can understand your reasons for wanting to curse me. After all, I was a threat. I am stronger than you, stronger than any of you. But I never harmed any of you, you acted like scared animals.
Since it was an incredibly nasty, rude thing to do to me, I hate you for it. I hate all of our siblings for it. None of you deserve kindness.
Ooh, did I hit a nerve?
No nerve should you hit shall ever strike a cord in me.
Prince of order.
How can that be when one such as you cannot even keep order of their own petty insolence?
Petty insolence? Oh, that makes me laugh. Or rather, it would make me laugh if I knew how. Dear brother, you deserve all rudeness. You were one of the first to decide that I needed to be dealt with when I was rising to power.
